Well, Pee-wee is certainly ready to roll --
-- that is, to a wonderful home -- !!
I know, he's not a "puppy", not does he have exotic coloring --
-- but that's all superficial --
-- he is instead proven -- tried and true. He will be your best friend, your companion, your reason to go home at night, and oftentimes, your reason to choose to go home alone from the bars at the end of the night -- !!
If you're interested, and if you're worthy, fill out an application above!